shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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