The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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