I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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