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Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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