party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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