Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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