Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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