If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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