pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
You ate ashes out of my bong
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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