He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
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