Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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