Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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