was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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