ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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