it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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