I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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