I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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