I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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