i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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