So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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