I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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