no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
