note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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