remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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