Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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