I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
My feet surprised me
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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