That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
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