Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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