): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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