How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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