He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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