All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Its about making memories worth repressing
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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