I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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