He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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