I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
she smelled like a LAN party
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
