The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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