Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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