That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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