Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I pour the whiskey from now on
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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