i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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