Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
tell your sister to shave her snatch
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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