Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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