We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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