Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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