Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Randomize
