no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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