Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Randomize
