dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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