Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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