You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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