did you get engaged???
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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