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(810): View more from Michigan

I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.

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(925): View more from California

im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy

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dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!

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(512): View more from Texas

Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?

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(573): View more from Missouri

dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one

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(615): View more from Tennessee

If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?

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(936): View more from Texas

We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.

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(240): View more from Maryland

The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.

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