I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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