no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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