Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Randomize
